Jennifer Lawrence filling gas while her dad flips off the paparazzi.
she learned from the best I see
Look at you, you beautiful thing! -Johnny Depp
i have way too many celebrity crushes like real people dont even impress me anymore im in too deep
I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside
those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen
my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out
Johnny depp and his mom Betty Sue.
"(about his mother, Betty Sue) Years and years I watched her wait tables. I’d count her change at the end of the night. She cursed like a sailor, played cards and smoked cigarettes."
Johnny Depp wearing his
"I realized one morning as I was going to a thing my boy had at school - one of those things where they get up and sing a song - I had to be there at a certain time, and of course, I was running late and I was reaching back to check and see if I had my wallet and passport and stuff. always have a passport for some reason … And so I reached back and I thought, ‘Jesus Christ!’ There was this really long tear - and there were no undergarments involved!”